This is basically a little bit of my mind splattered all over a webpage. Sometimes I draw.
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes. Training bras. You're 12, right?
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Working in retail in a nutshell
my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan